"How ‘bout this, Michael… I will turn my skin into a pig and you can ride me home."
ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE
my life struggle
No photoshop. Just a kitty with HUGE EYES.
The lighting in this photograph is amazing~
do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man
*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
|—||Best Buy employee as I was buying Kirby Triple Deluxe (via coughmanic)|
a fun night out for me is going to target
I’m not bitter what the fuck are you talking about
Well this is the best thing I’ve seen today.
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
i just…start a drawing and its like…ok. heres the head:
heres the eyes:
mouth and ears…
wait the nose is too big-
wait! i didnt-
where is THIS COMING FROM
GODDAMMIT IT HAPPENS EVERY MOTHERFUCKING TIME